How to do Dishes as a Mom of 3:

#1 Get well children started on a project and pray they will remain engaged long enough for you to just get the dishwasher loaded.


#2 Get the poor, pitiful, sick baby set up on her own little bed with something to do.


#3 Open dishwasher door

#4 Yes. Yes, you can help them check on their "experiment" of paper vs. plastic in water.


#5 Begin to unload the dishawasher

#6 Stop to comfort the sick baby who wants to "play with her friends" but doesn't feel well enough to so asks to be held instead.


#7 Close dishwasher door and wait for Daddy to come to rock said sick baby while you try and do dishes in the 5 minutes prior to serving up dinner.

Poor Sasha is sick and I'm spending the majority of my time in the rocking chair right now. Poor little baby.